Ep. 152 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Joe Rogan

Connecticut is always dumb ... It's the dumbest place in the country. It's not a real state. It's a highway between Boston and New York, and it's filled with people that have no hope.

[Mark Zuckerberg] actually said on the podcast that the CIA, or the FBI rather, had... contacted Facebook to tell them about the Hunter Biden laptop story, that it was Russian disinformation. So, the FBI actually had to make a statement about something that was said on my podcast... saying that what Mark Zuckerberg said was incorrect.

I think the most extravagant luxury you could have at a house is a home gym. It's the best. Having a home gym is the fucking best thing ever.

They hired [Jim Shockey] to go shoot crocodiles in Africa, because there had been so many people killed by crocodiles ... While he was there, one of the local village woman was pulled into the water by a croc and killed. It was so common. He said everybody in the camp was, like, missing an arm, had a chunk taken out of their leg. Like, everybody.

When you let people think or know that there's no consequences for crime, they just go ham.

I also love podcasting. I also love stand-up. I love all those things. If I had to not do one of those things, I wouldn't know which one did to not do. I would definitely never quit stand-up—that's the most fun.